"For the Record" - Standard Times

I found this entry to be quite ironic, amusing, take your pick:

Vernon Jack Redwine, 1/42, pleaded guilty to a charge of driving while intoxicated. He was sentenced to 12 years in prison.

This guy had to have been caught by police many times to have been awarded a hefty 12 year sentence. I can't help but wonder if red wine really was his drink of choice or not. Also, doesn't his name pretty much obligate himself to having to drink all the time? They should give the guy a break. I mean, his ancestors must have really loved booze to have taken that last name in the first place right? It's not his fault he's an alcoholic with places to go if it's in his naturally .09 bloodline...